Bunlabxem is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful centipede.

Bunlabxem created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlabxem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bunlabxem, she will turn you into a rock.

Bunlabxem's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bunlabxem's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bunlabxem on top of all buildings.

2. Retreat if eight aardvarks approach from the west.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near squirrels while wearing red jumpers.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bunlabxem.