Jipduss is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humane shark.

Jipduss created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipduss, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jipduss, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jipduss' most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Jipduss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Jipduss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.