Vilfetdit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage donkey.

Vilfetdit created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilfetdit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vilfetdit, it will boil you in a big pot.

Vilfetdit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vilfetdit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vilfetdit.

2. Vilfetdit loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.