Vilsanbad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, happy zebra.

Vilsanbad created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilsanbad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vilsanbad, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vilsanbad's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vilsanbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to manatees while wearing shorts.

2. Vilsanbad loves doves, so they must be honoured.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not keep four cats in a large pit.

5. Always help whales.