Rapvigyarlzak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, irritating otter.

Rapvigyarlzak created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Rapvigyarlzak, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rapvigyarlzak, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rapvigyarlzak's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rapvigyarlzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Never feed corn to tortoises while wearing skirts.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.