Linpasbast is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, caring sheep.

Linpasbast created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linpasbast, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Linpasbast, he will turn you into a goat.

Linpasbast's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Linpasbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Linpasbast loves sharks, so they must be honoured.