Rullbomhab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, boastful monkey.

Rullbomhab created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullbomhab, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rullbomhab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Rullbomhab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rullbomhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. You must love Rullbomhab.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.