Fatsinpigafarnmit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm skunk.

Fatsinpigafarnmit created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatsinpigafarnmit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fatsinpigafarnmit, it will turn you into a frog.

Fatsinpigafarnmit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fatsinpigafarnmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention swans.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Never feed melons to squirrels while wearing tights.

5. Never talk about spacetime near porpoises while wearing yellow shirts.