Bambanhap is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-assured snake.

Bambanhap created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bambanhap, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bambanhap, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bambanhap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Bambanhap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.