Nelflaning is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, all-knowing hummingbird.

Nelflaning created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelflaning, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nelflaning, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nelflaning's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Nelflaning's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Nelflaning loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not covet oxen.