Mismapvan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unsympathetic dugong.

Mismapvan created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mismapvan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mismapvan, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Mismapvan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mismapvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.