Middisstonk is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, prudent ant.

Middisstonk created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Middisstonk, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Middisstonk, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Middisstonk's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Middisstonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Never talk about special relativity near badgers while wearing turquoise boots.

5. Never go into violet rooms.