Bisskomcap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast faun.

Bisskomcap created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisskomcap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bisskomcap, she will turn you into a worm.

Bisskomcap's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bisskomcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

5. Never go into green rooms.