Safgidkad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish centaur.

Safgidkad created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safgidkad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Safgidkad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Safgidkad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Safgidkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Safgidkad loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safgidkad.

5. Never bounce in holy places.