Hinvidomtshav is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, conceited spider.

Hinvidomtshav created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinvidomtshav, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hinvidomtshav, it will turn you into a puffin.

Hinvidomtshav's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hinvidomtshav's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Hinvidomtshav on top of all buildings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling space.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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