Wapnanmap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless rat.

Wapnanmap created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapnanmap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wapnanmap, he will refuse to believe in you.

Wapnanmap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Wapnanmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help otters in need.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Do not keep eight turtles in a large pit.

5. You must pray to Wapnanmap seven times a day.