Catyattfobged is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet
squid.
Catyattfobged created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Catyattfobged, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Catyattfobged, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Catyattfobged's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.
Catyattfobged's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick eagles.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never think about black holes.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.