Catyattfobged is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet squid.

Catyattfobged created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catyattfobged, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Catyattfobged, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Catyattfobged's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Catyattfobged's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.