Rakhivtom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, confident beaver.

Rakhivtom created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakhivtom, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rakhivtom, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rakhivtom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rakhivtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.