Fagquattag is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful
human.
Fagquattag created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fagquattag, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Fagquattag, he will turn you into a goat.
Fagquattag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Fagquattag's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Always treat ducks with great respect.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never talk about electromagnetism near tapirs while wearing violet skirts.