Gethotdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, quiet swan.

Gethotdib created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gethotdib, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gethotdib, he will cry a lot.

Gethotdib's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gethotdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gethotdib.

5. Never talk about asteroids.