Fossyartzentap is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing raven.

Fossyartzentap created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossyartzentap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fossyartzentap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fossyartzentap's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Fossyartzentap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling space.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sprint in the presence of goats.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Fossyartzentap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.