Higlapfligbest is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful goose.

Higlapfligbest created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Higlapfligbest, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Higlapfligbest, he will destroy your home planet.

Higlapfligbest's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Higlapfligbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near gulls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Higlapfligbest.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling space in turquoise.