Dodtailgil is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional porpoise.

Dodtailgil created life three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtailgil, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dodtailgil, it will make you grow a tail.

Dodtailgil's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dodtailgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Erect three titanium sculptures of Dodtailgil on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat bark.