Natfonfod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, moody grasshopper.

Natfonfod created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Natfonfod, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Natfonfod, he will destroy your home planet.

Natfonfod's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Natfonfod's Holy Commandments

1. Natfonfod loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Hide from yellow otters for they are unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Run away if five seals approach from the west.

5. Natfonfod loves foxes, so they must be honoured.
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