Gudjen Gutfabcud is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sage raccoon.

Gudjen Gutfabcud created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudjen Gutfabcud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gudjen Gutfabcud, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gudjen Gutfabcud's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gudjen Gutfabcud's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gudjen Gutfabcud.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Gudjen Gutfabcud in the centre of the settlement.