Bammismet is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered dog.

Bammismet created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bammismet, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bammismet, she will turn you into a snail.

Bammismet's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bammismet's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bammismet's priests.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.