Minjambep is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, loving narwhal.

Minjambep created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Minjambep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Minjambep, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Minjambep's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Minjambep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.