Artlitrut is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak bird.

Artlitrut created the world eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artlitrut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Artlitrut, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Artlitrut's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Artlitrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.