Rigbityart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, selfish dugong.

Rigbityart created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigbityart, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rigbityart, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rigbityart's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rigbityart's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never feed wheat to pigs while wearing fawn jumpers.

5. Never look at planets.