Yarlfabmut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, vain deer.

Yarlfabmut created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlfabmut, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yarlfabmut, it will not care at all.

Yarlfabmut's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yarlfabmut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.