Manpakvengidspagzigzim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate cat.

Manpakvengidspagzigzim created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manpakvengidspagzigzim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Manpakvengidspagzigzim, it will destroy your home solar system.

Manpakvengidspagzigzim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Manpakvengidspagzigzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Retreat if four ducks approach from the south.

4. Manpakvengidspagzigzim loves rats, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.