Volgamnibladvonlophom is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent ant.

Volgamnibladvonlophom created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volgamnibladvonlophom, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Volgamnibladvonlophom, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Volgamnibladvonlophom's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Volgamnibladvonlophom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick goats.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.