Dobwipquart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witty camel.

Dobwipquart created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Dobwipquart, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dobwipquart, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dobwipquart's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dobwipquart's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Run away from fawn nematodes, for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.