Tagdisscim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast centipede.

Tagdisscim created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagdisscim, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tagdisscim, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tagdisscim's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tagdisscim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always obey Tagdisscim's priests.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Always help great tits.