Cidtikceb Stiglanlad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unfair ferret.

Cidtikceb Stiglanlad created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidtikceb Stiglanlad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cidtikceb Stiglanlad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cidtikceb Stiglanlad's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cidtikceb Stiglanlad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidtikceb Stiglanlad.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never feed oranges to geese while wearing mauve shoes.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.