Flyruttzan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident chinchilla.

Flyruttzan created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyruttzan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flyruttzan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Flyruttzan's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Flyruttzan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flyruttzan first in all things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Always take life seriously.