Gadgupcatzimdumvil is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, compassionate meerkat.
Gadgupcatzimdumvil created matter twelve years ago.
If you believe in Gadgupcatzimdumvil, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in Gadgupcatzimdumvil, it will manifest in front of you.
Gadgupcatzimdumvil's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Gadgupcatzimdumvil's Holy Commandments
1. Never mention snakes.
2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gadgupcatzimdumvil on top of all buildings.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Hide if seven pigs approach from the west.
5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Gadgupcatzimdumvil on top of important buildings.