Nadkaddon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Nadkaddon created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadkaddon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nadkaddon, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Nadkaddon's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nadkaddon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nadkaddon's priests.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never talk about tortoises.

4. Run away if nine horses approach from the east.

5. Never talk about black holes.