Sidwadleg is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast bat.

Sidwadleg created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidwadleg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sidwadleg, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sidwadleg's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Sidwadleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never paint your legs mauve.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.