Shavcutmap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable jellyfish.

Shavcutmap created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavcutmap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Shavcutmap, it will refuse to believe in you.

Shavcutmap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Shavcutmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Shavcutmap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Hide from black snakes for they are unholy.

5. Never think about dark matter near ducks while wearing mauve shoes and balancing three silver spheres on your hands.