Dunhigbam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, slow donkey.

Dunhigbam created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunhigbam, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dunhigbam, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Dunhigbam's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dunhigbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

2. You must love Dunhigbam.

3. Dunhigbam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Dunhigbam loves dogs, so they must be honoured.