Cadpidtof is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous frog.

Cadpidtof created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadpidtof, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cadpidtof, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cadpidtof's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cadpidtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never bounce near whales.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not take Cadpidtof's name in vain.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.