Stanruttnad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind dog.

Stanruttnad created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanruttnad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stanruttnad, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stanruttnad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Stanruttnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near eagles while wearing red rings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your head.

5. Never sprint in the presence of sharks.