Yarquag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy human.

Yarquag created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Yarquag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yarquag, it will not care.

Yarquag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yarquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Yarquag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always take life seriously.