Yarquag is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy
human.
Yarquag created an atom six million years ago.
If you believe in
Yarquag, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Yarquag, it will not care.
Yarquag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Yarquag's Holy Commandments1. Never think about asteroids.
2. Never talk about planets.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.
4. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Yarquag in the centre of the settlement.
5. Always take life seriously.