Weegebdamnat is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, conceited zebra.

Weegebdamnat created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weegebdamnat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Weegebdamnat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Weegebdamnat's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Weegebdamnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near horses while wearing indigo corsets and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always look after injured dogs.