Getbatflowapmiparnmis is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable centipede.

Getbatflowapmiparnmis created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getbatflowapmiparnmis, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Getbatflowapmiparnmis, he will come to you in dreams.

Getbatflowapmiparnmis' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Getbatflowapmiparnmis' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

3. Do not take Getbatflowapmiparnmis' name in vain.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Respect your elders.
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