Honcudget is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, pitiless crab.

Honcudget created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honcudget, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Honcudget, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Honcudget's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Honcudget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near seals while wearing pink skirts and balancing eight tin spheres on your head.

3. Always obey Honcudget's priests.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help tortoises in need.
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