Quartjingup is a god.
He takes the form of a small, moody
giraffe.
Quartjingup created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quartjingup, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Quartjingup, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Quartjingup's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Quartjingup's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill mites.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never laugh in holy places.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.