Rapyarpnak is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, boastful wombat.

Rapyarpnak created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapyarpnak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rapyarpnak, she will turn you into a rat.

Rapyarpnak's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rapyarpnak's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Run away if five voles approach from the north.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Rapyarpnak must be the most important thing in your life.