Bopcunjarnbat is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, benevolent dragon.

Bopcunjarnbat created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bopcunjarnbat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bopcunjarnbat, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bopcunjarnbat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bopcunjarnbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near nematodes.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Always help hamsters.

5. Do not covet oxen.